Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
(Source: inthebellyofaelephant)
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
(Source: mechastreisand)
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
(Source: thechocolatebrigade)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
oh my god
(Source: rubywhiterabbit)
“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”
(Source: mileysbonghit)
same
(Source: asktaylors)
(Source: msugarkane)
(Source: survivorsupport)
(Source: 7cutstoodeep)
